Wet cunts and hard cocks, not money

Bear is still down with a cold, and doing his game best to be a giving partner. I am eager to see him on his feet again. At this rate, not before the end of the week / the weekend. It’s one of those “it’ll take a week without medicine, and 7 days if you take something” things.

Which means I have way too much time on my hands. I was over on Tom’s site Keyheld, and now I have a bee in my bonnet about “online keyholding.” Well, more to the point, what online keyholding looks like when it’s women holding the key.

Every single example I’ve seen so far – and it’s a small sample taken at random from Keyheld – offers some form of commercial service. “Send me your key and some money, and I’ll hold it for you and give you tasks. There may be a point system to earn an orgasm. And oh, you can totally buy points, if you can justify why you should be allowed to.”

This angers me to an obscene amount. If it were the occasional woman trying to make a quick buck, just to be laughed out of the room, I’d be fine. But it’s the norm. I want to install a flood light and shine a Bitchy Jones symbol onto the clouds. I know she said it all in 2007, but obscene it all, it still needs saying. Try, just try, to find men who want money to hold your key. Oh, they exist, but they’re far and in between. For reasons that are rather unprintably obvious.

So women don’t get off on holding someone’s dick hostage, is that it? They don’t get wet, they don’t masturbate to the thought of “Ahhhh yeaaaah he’s so desperate,” they don’t have a powerful sexuality at all. Unprint that! I obscenity in the milk of thy money-grubbing, I obscenity in the milk of thy misogynist unprintables.

I went over to LockedMen to see what things looked like there. Plenty of adds for keyholders. Plenty of ads from keyholders. Some online, but most looking for someone local. Because, you know, touching a held man is hot. Letting him out and teasing him and then stuffing him back in is hot. Who needs money when you can have a straining erection?

I did find a post where a guy asked for money to hold the key. He got laughed out of the room. “Why would somebody volunteer that?” Why indeed. The thread ends on a serious observation.


>> Eh, let the cash slaves do what they want–If it makes them hard….

meh while generally my opinion is “my kink is ok, your kink is ok”… I feel like ‘cash slaves’ are setting themselves up to get taken advantage of.

I think it’s sad that a sub boy needs to pay to find the kind of relationship he really needs from a  Dom.  I get that for some people this is “SUPER HOT!” but I fear that they think “this is all I can  get…” when they could be so much happier and more fulfilled if they didn’t think they had to pay to be happy.

Right on, brother. No one needs to pay to be happy. And anyone who asserts otherwise can go to the unprintable and unprint themselves!

 

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